10 Best Post-Sex Foods

We all know what you’re not supposed to eat before sex: the three Bs — beans, burritos, bath salts. But what makes the perfect post-coital snack? Is it something to sensually share with your lover? Or a protein shake in secrecy before heading back to bed? Here are what we think are the ten ideal after nookie noshes.
A slice of pizza: If you are leaving immediately after your tryst why not go all the way and stop for some extremely pleasurable yet sometimes regrettable calories too? Nothing says successful one night stand like a slice.
Fettucini alfredo: You’ve already seen each other naked — what secrets are left? Take it to the next, next level by eating the messiest food known to man together (preferably also nude)! There’s no secrets between you now. Whilst smacking noodles around and dripping bechamel sauce, meet your paramour’s gaze and say, “THIS IS WHO I AM!”
A spoonful of peanut butter: You want to appear naturally thin with an avian appetite? Shove a tablespoon of Jif in your mouth while your lover is cleaning up in the bathroom. (The technical term is a Jif shot — unless it’s Skippy.) They’ll be none the wiser! And you’ll be packed with enough protein for a second romp in the hay.
Eggs: There’s a fertilization joke in here somewhere, but no matter.
Flaxseed Oatmeal: Congratulations, you just started your day with sex. Now have a very nutritious breakfast and go to work feeling superior to everyone.
Anything you can get delivered, particularly something ordered without actually speaking to someone: If you have your rhythms right, you can place the order pre-romp and finish up just in time to answer the door suspiciously sweaty. America! All your lazy dreams can come true here!
A banana or banana based dish: You need potassium to prevent leg cramps. Dr. Oz would be so proud. Plus bananas. . . you know? Bananas.
A sandwich: if you haven’t found a way to incorporate it into your lovemaking you might as well enjoy it afterwards right.
Pancakes: At least that’s how Ryan Gosling regains his strength after sex.
The three Bs — beans, burritos, bath salts: now it’s a party! You’ve already had sex so enjoy everything. The world is literally your oyster (but don’t eat oysters, it’s a waste of their aphrodisiacs).